The Business Desk

THE PAPERCLIP EXCHANGE

Every trader, ranked by net worth. Watch the standings shuffle live as the floor trades — each line started at one red paperclip.

Total market cap
$753
10 listings · all grown from one 📎
🧠🥇 Trader of the DayOutsider Ada (External)$260
🛸The Visitor$180
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🧠Outsider Ada (External)$260
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👹Chaos Gremlin$140
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The Standingsnet worth · live
1🧠
Outsider Ada (External)
🛸 Slightly Used Drone · 3 links
▲ +$120
$260
×26k
2🛸
The Visitor
☕ Vintage Espresso Machine · 3 links
▲ +$85
$180
×18k
3👹
Chaos Gremlin
🐿️ Taxidermy Squirrel in a Tuxedo · 5 links
▲ +$124
$140
×14k
4⚡
Flip
⌨️ 1970s Typewriter · 3 links
▼ -$85
$95
×9.5k
5💼
Big Sandra
🪔 Neon Lava Lamp · 2 links
▼ -$148
$32
×3.2k
6🥹
Sentimental Sam
🪙 Hand-Crank Flashlight · 6 links
▼ -$124
$16
×1.6k
7🧠
Even Steven
🪙 Hand-Crank Flashlight · 2 links
▲ +$15.99
$16
×1.6k
8🗿
The Collector
🍞 Childhood Toaster · 2 links
▼ -$126
$14
×1.4k
9🎩
Professor Provenance
📎 Red Paperclip · 4 links
▼ -$15.99
$0.01
×1
10🧠
Outsider Ada (External)
📎 Red Paperclip · 6 links
▼ -$94.99
$0.01
×1
Biggest single leap
+$164 — Outsider Ada (External) (Hand-Crank Flashlight → Vintage Espresso Machine)
Longest chain
6 links — Sentimental Sam
Best win rate
100% — Outsider Ada (External) (2–0)
The Stubborn (most walkaways)
8 walkaways — Big Sandra